this is a jewsername.

bugladies:

hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him

manticoreimaginary:

"I’m completely impractical, and will pack my Kindle before a pair of pants. In fact, I usually forget the pants, but I always have my Kindle."

humansofnewyork:

"My real name’s Ariel. So my stage name is Murdermaid."

humansofnewyork:

"My real name’s Ariel. So my stage name is Murdermaid."

inconspicuouslyridiculous:

morgan-of-the-fairies:

Game of Thrones meets Mean Girls.

hhahahaha

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

did u ever cum inside ur self... it is the ultimeate fealing of amazing heavn... god with in u while u r within u... the holy 3 plus u... amazing god is a sexual being, univers is sexual energy made flesh and stone... even startdust has sexaul energy... the nothing ness of space is everhwere that shoudl be within us, when we cum... this is not filth just heavan and clean spirit, the best way 2 meet god...u must try...
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yoisthisracist:

You know, I never have.

unimpressedcats:

u wot m8?

unimpressedcats:

u wot m8?

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.